Red Deadpool Keychain Bottle Opener
When Deadpool’s out there breaking all the fourth walls, he needs something to break open his bottles, as well. We know the Merc with a Mouth would probably get a kick out of using himself as a keychain and bottle opener. Every time you use it, you can throw out a one-liner of which Deadpool himself would be proud.
This keychain is made from pewter and, unlike the man himself, cannot heal all wounds.